Section 7: Reporting Guidelines
Reporting is an art form. It's like a delicate dance between truth and consequence. A well-timed report can be a thing of beauty, a symphony of accusations, a ballet of bureaucratic red tape.
But, let's be real, reporting is also a pain. A chore. A necessary evil. So, we'll try to make it as painless as possible. But, no promises.
Remember: Reporting is not a game. It's not a hobby. It's a serious business. And, we're not messing around here.