Envelope Eclipse: 5 Disasters

It's a rare and terrifying occurrence: Envelope Eclipse. When the moon passes directly between the Earth and the Mailroom, disaster strikes.

Disaster 1: The Great Mail Sorter Malfunction

When the moon blocks the sunlight, the mail sorters in the basement of 123 Main St. go haywire. Letters get mixed up, bills get lost, and the postal worker union goes on strike.

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Disaster 2: The Envelope Avalanche

As the moon's shadow falls on the post office, a massive avalanche of envelopes sweeps through the streets, burying everything in its path under a sea of white paper.

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Disaster 3: The Stamp Shortage

With the moon blocking the postal services' ability to print stamps, chaos ensues as people try to affix makeshift stamps to their mail using everything from washi tape to... well, who knows, maybe even prophets.

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Disaster 4: The Letter Carrier LamentDisaster 5: The Postcard Pandemonium

As the moon's shadow falls on the postcard factory, a massive outbreak of postcard-related chaos breaks out. People start sending postcards to the wrong addresses, and the postal service is overwhelmed with "Dear John" letters.

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