Envelope Eclipse: 5 Disasters
It's a rare and terrifying occurrence: Envelope Eclipse. When the moon passes directly between the Earth and the Mailroom, disaster strikes.
Disaster 1: The Great Mail Sorter Malfunction
When the moon blocks the sunlight, the mail sorters in the basement of 123 Main St. go haywire. Letters get mixed up, bills get lost, and the postal worker union goes on strike.
Read MoreDisaster 2: The Envelope Avalanche
As the moon's shadow falls on the post office, a massive avalanche of envelopes sweeps through the streets, burying everything in its path under a sea of white paper.
Read MoreDisaster 3: The Stamp Shortage
With the moon blocking the postal services' ability to print stamps, chaos ensues as people try to affix makeshift stamps to their mail using everything from washi tape to... well, who knows, maybe even prophets.
Read MoreDisaster 4: The Letter Carrier LamentDisaster 5: The Postcard Pandemonium
As the moon's shadow falls on the postcard factory, a massive outbreak of postcard-related chaos breaks out. People start sending postcards to the wrong addresses, and the postal service is overwhelmed with "Dear John" letters.
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