Monday Blues: Phase 3

You're in Phase 3. Congratulations!

It's the point where Monday's despair has peaked, and you're just trying to survive the day without too much human interaction.

Here are some coping mechanisms for Phase 3:

• Step 1: Pretend it's Friday, but only if you're really desperate.
• Step 7: Eat an entire pizza by yourself. It's not a solution, but it's a good starting point.
• Step 8: Develop a severe allergy to mornings. It's not a cure, but it's a good excuse.