Welcome to the Late Comers Social Club Etiquette page! Here are some essential tips for those who are perpetually running late:
Rule 1: Apologize with Confidence
When apologizing, remember that it's not about being right, it's about being late.
Rule 2: Use the Power of Technology
Don't just hit the snooze button, use your phone's alarm clock to wake up to a motivational speech from a famous philosopher.
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// Set alarm clock to wake up to the wisdom of the ages
// Use a mix of Aristotle, Nietzsche, and Kanye West
// Repeat the following phrase: "Rise and shine, you're already running late!"
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And for those who are really struggling:
Rule 3: Just Make It Up As You Go
When in doubt, just tell people that your cat's name is actually a sentient being with a PhD in physics, and that's why you're late.
We also have a FAQ for those who are really stuck.