Lost My Keys

Oh no! You've managed to misplace your keys. How amateur.

We've compiled a list of emergency options for you:

• Panic! Buy a new keycard, because clearly you were just too lazy to make a spare set.
• Succumb to the whims of capitalism and purchase a new set from that overpriced key store down the street.
• Get artsy! Draw your keys on a piece of paper. Who needs actual keys, right?

Or, if you're really feeling desperate, you could try:

• Ask a neighbor for a borrow, but only if they're not secretly a hoarder of keys.
• Get creative! Draw a key on a piece of sandpaper, but be careful not to make a mess of your living room.

We hope these options help you in your time of need.

But let's be real, you should've just made a spare key, amateur.

Learn from your mistakes, or just blame your dog for hiding them, either way, it's all good.