It seems you've discovered a hidden corner of the office, where the air is thick with unspoken thoughts and the silence is deafening. Welcome to the Justifications page, where we'll be pretending it's the Office again.
Here you can read about the latest justifications for why you're so quiet. Browse through our collection of excuses, rationalizations, and half-baked explanations, and maybe, just maybe, you'll find something to justify your silence.
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