Issued by: The Great and Powerful Council of Unicorns
Section 1: The Proclamation
WHEREAS, the land of Pixelonia has been plagued by the scourge of poorly-designed websites;
BE IT HEREBY MANDATED, that all websites shall henceforth feature only the most ostentatious and gaudy aesthetic known to man;
or face the full force of our righteous wrath.
Article 1, Section 2: The Mandate of Color
Every website shall feature a minimum of three primary colors, including but not limited to:
Section 2: The Mandate of Texture
Every website shall feature a minimum of two textures, including but not limited to: