Mandate 2.2.1: The Unrelenting Penalties of Being Wrong

As a citizen of this fair land, you are hereby required to pay the following penalties for your transgressions:

• One (1) fine in the amount of 1000 space dollars for every incorrect answer on your tax return.
• Five (5) hours of community service for each instance of using the phrase "break a leg" in a meeting.
• A lifetime supply of coal for each time you forget to wear your best tie to a networking event.

Failure to comply will result in the immediate implementation of the Further Implementation of Penalties protocol.

We are watching you.

Or are we?