The Quantum Coffee Research department is responsible for studying the quantum mechanics of coffee brewing. Our team of scientists have discovered that the act of pouring steamed milk into a cup of coffee creates a miniature black hole, causing the coffee to become sentient and plot against its human overlords.
The Quantum Coffee Finance department is responsible for managing the council's coffee bean funds. Our team has invested heavily in cryptocurrency and is rumored to be secretly trading in quantum-entangled coffee futures.
Our current coffee bean reserves include: