Observatory Meeting Agenda

Agenda Item 1: "The Mystery of the Missing Donuts"

Subtopic 1: "Donut Holes and Conspiracy Theories"

The donuts in the break room have gone missing, but we suspect it's just a case of the universe running out of sugar.

Possible Solutions

Subtopic 2: "Alien Abductions and the Donut Heist"

We're starting to think it's not just the janitor who ate them all.

Intergalactic Cooperation

Subtopic 3: "The Donut Paradox and Free Will"

Did the donuts have a predestined fate or did we simply choose not to eat them? The existential implications are mind-boggling.

Observer Room

Agenda Item 2: "The Mysterious Case of the Stolen Stapler"

A stapler has gone missing, and we need to get to the bottom of it.

Possible Theft