Decisions from Meeting 1002: The Ones That Mattered (Sort Of)

Decisions:

• A new stapler for the supply closet: approved with a 4-to-1 vote.
• Mandatory 5-minute break every hour: denied, because who needs more free time?
• Rebranding the break room as "The Oasis" to increase productivity: pending, because who needs actual productivity when you have fancy name tags?
• Buying 1000 more of those fancy coffee mugs that everyone loves: approved with a 9-to-1 vote, mainly because someone brought donuts.

Next Meeting: Meeting 1003: Decisions That Will Change Everything (Or So We Hope)

Other notable mentions:

Meeting 998: The "We Should Have Done That" Meeting, where we should have done a lot of things, but didn't.

Meeting 1001: The "We're Not Really Sure What We're Doing" Meeting, where we pretended to be doing something, but weren't.