Item 1: Should we have more meetings about meetings?
Item 2: Will anyone actually eat the free pizza provided?
Item 3: Can we make the conference room smell like fresh-baked cookies again?
Will the new employee actually be productive if they have to attend 12 meetings a day?
Decisions will be made by the meeting leaders, probably.
Consider implementing a 'Meeting-Reduced' work schedule for new employees.
Action items are: 1) Buy more free pizza. 2) Call a meeting about it.