The Caviar Conundrum

It's a delicate matter. You've just been invited to a high-stakes business meeting, and the conference room is stocked with an endless supply of caviar. Do you:

1. A) Take a delicate spoonful (and hope no one notices)
2. B) Politely decline (and risk being seen as boring)
3. C) Develop an elaborate defense (of the ethics of caviar)

Or perhaps the real question is: what's really in that caviar, anyway?

Stay vigilant, meeting-goers. Your caviar choices have consequences.