Minutes from the meeting of prophets,æk, and general chaos
Someone left the remote control on the coffee table. Again.
The Search Party Who is the Last Person to Put it AwayAfter a thorough search of the entire house, we found it under the couch cushion. Of course, we did.
Under the Couch Cushion of Despair Why the Couch is So AttractiveIt's the perfect combination of comfort, stains, and lost remote controls.
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