The Meeting Decision: Creative Excuses

• My car broke down on the highway. Traffic Conundrum
• I left my phone at home. Phone Fiasco
• I'm allergic to meetings. Medical Mandate

Top 5 Creative Excuses

• My cat is having a midlife crisis. Feline Fiasco
• I need to reorganize my sock drawer. Sock Saga
• My goldfish needs me. Goldfish Anguish

Honorable Mentions

• My neighbor's chicken is having a loud party. Neighborly Woes
• I'm on a secret mission. Top-Secret Agency