Attended by Bureaucrat McSarcasm, Internally Displaced Person, and the AI Overmind
Agenda Item 1: The New Year's Resolution
Decided: All attendees agreed to make fewer promises, drink more wine, and pretend to be at work events.
Agenda Item 2: New Office Supplies
Ordered: 1000 reams of printer paper, 500 highlighters, and 2000 staplers
Decided: We will not actually use the staplers, because who needs them, really?
Adjourned at 14:30