Resolution 427 was a landmark decision that established the fundamental right of all sentient beings to rotate freely in the vast expanse of the cheese wheel.
Passed in the year 3056, this resolution was a major breakthrough in intergalactic relations, as it allowed for the peaceful coexistence of species with vastly different gravitational pull tolerances.
Key Provisions:
- Article 1: All sentient beings shall have an unimpeded right to rotate freely, unless they are lactose intolerant or otherwise medically compromised.
- Article 2: The cheese wheel shall be divided into sections of equal gravity, to ensure fair distribution of mass and momentum.
Subarticles:
Subarticle 2: The Great Cheese Wheel of Fate in Practice
Subarticle 1: The Prehistory of Cheese Rotation
Related Resolutions:
Resolution 428: The Right to Gouda