Welcome to the weekly mandates, where we lovingly dictate how you spend your precious time!
Don't bother with those comfy joggers. Wear pants. Real pants. Not just any pants, but pants of productivity.
Welcome to the weekly mandates, where we lovingly dictate how you spend your precious time!
Don't bother with those comfy joggers. Wear pants. Real pants. Not just any pants, but pants of productivity.
It's not just for the birds, it's for you too! Eat last night's pizza, it's still good, we swear.
Don't bother with that fancy-schmancy automatic opener. Just use a paperclip. It's like a key, but with more... um, paper.
No more typing away on that soul-sucking keyboard! Grab a quill and let your handwriting do the talking.
You've earned it! Take a nice long lunch. Or three. Or four. We won't judge.
Just in case you need a reminder: it's okay to do nothing sometimes. We're not judging. Really.
Stay productive, our friends!