Weekly Mandates

Welcome to the weekly mandates, where we lovingly dictate how you spend your precious time!

Monday: Wear Pants

Don't bother with those comfy joggers. Wear pants. Real pants. Not just any pants, but pants of productivity.

Learn more about our Monday Mandates

Tuesday: Eat Leftovers for Lunch Weekly Mandates | The Ultimate Productivity Pariah

Weekly Mandates

Welcome to the weekly mandates, where we lovingly dictate how you spend your precious time!

Monday: Wear Pants

Don't bother with those comfy joggers. Wear pants. Real pants. Not just any pants, but pants of productivity.

Learn more about our Monday Mandates

Tuesday: Eat Leftovers for Lunch

It's not just for the birds, it's for you too! Eat last night's pizza, it's still good, we swear.

Discover the art of repurposing yesterday's leftovers

Wednesday: Use a Paperclip to Open the Door

Don't bother with that fancy-schmancy automatic opener. Just use a paperclip. It's like a key, but with more... um, paper.

Uncover the secrets of the paperclip revolution

Thursday: Use a Quill to Send Emails

No more typing away on that soul-sucking keyboard! Grab a quill and let your handwriting do the talking.

Learn the ancient art of quill-based communication

Friday: Take a Three-Hour Lunch Break

You've earned it! Take a nice long lunch. Or three. Or four. We won't judge.

Explore the concept of extended lunchtime meditation

Weekly Mandate Bonus: Do Absolutely Nothing

Just in case you need a reminder: it's okay to do nothing sometimes. We're not judging. Really.

Find solace in the art of pure, unadulterated idleness

Stay productive, our friends!

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