5 Ways to Make Yourself Sad on a Monday Morning
1. Wake up to the sound of your alarm clock blaring "The Sound of Silence" by Simon & Garfunkel
Nothing says "Monday morning" like the haunting melody of an oldie-but-goodie.
5 Ways to Make Yourself Sadder2. Stare at a blank wall for 20 minutes
Just sit there, and stare. Let the minutes tick by like grains of sand in a hourglass.
2. Stare at a blank wall3. Listen to the sound of your coffee maker whirring like a dying animal
It's the perfect way to wake up your senses, or not.
3. Listen to a dying animal4. Read your phone's notifications from last week
Nothing says "good morning" like reliving last week's existential dread.
4. Revisit last week's existential dread5. Watch the news for 5 minutes straight
The perfect way to start the week: with a healthy dose of global catastrophe.
5. Watch the news for more catastrophe