Monday Mandates for the Advanced

By the power vested in you, you are hereby mandated to:

Article 1: Arrive at the Office Before the Coffee Machine

It is hereby decreed that you shall arrive at the office before the coffee machine has been sufficiently caffeinated.

Learn more about the intricacies of coffee machine timing.

Article 2: Use a Font Size Larger Than 8pt

It is hereby decreed that all font sizes shall be at least 12pt, with the exception of the font used in this paragraph, which shall be 24pt.

Read about the historical significance of 8pt font sizes.

Article 3: Do Not Use Jargon

It is hereby decreed that you shall avoid using words like "synergy," "disrupt," and "paradigm shift."

Learn about the dangers of jargon in the workplace.

Article 4: Wear Pants

It is hereby decreed that pants shall be worn at all times, with the exception of Casual Friday, which is on Fridays.

Understand the importance of pants in the workplace.
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