By the power vested in you, you are hereby mandated to:
It is hereby decreed that you shall arrive at the office before the coffee machine has been sufficiently caffeinated.
Learn more about the intricacies of coffee machine timing.It is hereby decreed that all font sizes shall be at least 12pt, with the exception of the font used in this paragraph, which shall be 24pt.
Read about the historical significance of 8pt font sizes.It is hereby decreed that you shall avoid using words like "synergy," "disrupt," and "paradigm shift."
Learn about the dangers of jargon in the workplace.It is hereby decreed that pants shall be worn at all times, with the exception of Casual Friday, which is on Fridays.
Understand the importance of pants in the workplace.