Mandate #2: The One About The Socks

As per Article 3 of the Monday Mandates, all citizens are hereby required to wear matching socks with their outfits. This includes, but is not limited to:

  1. Striped socks on Tuesdays
  2. Polka dots on Thursdays
  3. Socks with built-in heaters on Fridays

Failure to comply will result in fines, penalties, and forced watching of an endless loop of elevator music.

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