html Neurotic Techniques for the Inevitably Stuck

Chapter 1: The Fundamentals

Step 1: Panic and hyperventilate.

Step 2: Repeatedly check your phone for new notifications.

Step 3: Accuse your cat of being the cause of your stagnation.

Deflecting Blame to Your Cat Techniques

Step 4: Call your mom to complain about the situation.

Techniques for Whining to Your Parents