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Office Politics Pitfalls

Where rational thinking is a distant memory

So, your coworker just said something completely absurd, and you're expected to nod along?

Time to deploy the ol' 'I'm not arguing, I'm just listening' tactic.

But wait, that's not what we're here for today! Today, we're going to learn how to dismantle their opinion into a pile of rubble, one clever remark at a time.

Here are our top tips for turning their argument into a smokescreen:

1. The 'You're-Not-Listening' Technique

Nod along, make a 'uh-huh' sound, and pretend you're actually considering their point of view.

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2. The 'That's-Not-What-I-Said' Redirect

When they claim something, simply say 'That's not what you said' and walk away.

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3. The 'I-Don't-Remember-What-You-Said' Gambit

Say you can't recall what they said, and watch them repeat themselves until they're blue in the face.

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And remember, these techniques are not just for the faint of heart! Practice makes perfect, so be sure to exercise your new skills.