It started with a simple stapler. A stapler that had been passed down through the ages, from one office supply clerk to the next. But little did we know, this stapler was no ordinary stapler.

ประกI, the stapler's owner, had grown accustomed to its quirks. It jammed with the best of them, and always seemed to be in the way, but it was a staple (no pun intended) in our office.

But one fateful day, the stapler's behavior changed. It began to staple things it wasn't supposed to staple. Paper clips, pens, even the occasional coworker. It was a stapler gone wild!

We tried to stop it, but it just wouldn't quit. The stapler's grip was like a vice, and its staples were sharp as razors. We were at a loss, our office a disaster.

We called the authorities, but they were baffled by the stapler's antics. It was a case that would go down in office history as Stapler-Gate.

And so, we bring you our testimony, a chronicle of the stapler's rise to infamy. Read on, if you dare...

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