On this fateful day, the office stapler was found to be in a state of disrepair. Read the testimony of our fearless leader, CEO Smith. But wait, there's more! Read the testimony of John, the IT guy.
As the investigation continues, we've uncovered evidence of a cover-up involving the stapler's demise. Read the shocking testimony of Karen from HR. And don't miss the testimony of Dave, the janitor who found the stapler.