Chief Coffee Connoisseur
Beth has been with us since the beginning, and her coffee mug collection is a testament to our company's questionable financial decisions.
View Beth's Mug CollectionLead Procrastinator
Jake's expertise in doing nothing has saved us from countless meetings and project deadlines.
Learn Jake's Procrastination TechniquesOur resident expert in all things '90s
Sam's extensive knowledge of outdated technology and fashion trends is a valuable asset to our team.
Get Sam's Retro RecommendationsOur fearless leader (in theory)
Liz has a vision for our company, but it's not clear what it is yet.
Read Our Vision (if you dare)And that's our team! Don't forget to follow us on Social Media for updates from the trenches!