Quantum Leap: Physical RIsks

When you quantum leap, you're not just skipping through time, you're also risking your physical integrity. The following are just a few of the risks you might face:

Burnt-ness

Quantum leaping can cause spontaneous combustion of your eyebrows, leading to a lifetime supply of eyebrows that are perpetually singed.

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Time-Travel Tendinitis

Repeatedly jumping through time can cause inflammation of the joints, making it difficult to leap anymore.

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Disco Fever

Quantum leaping can cause an intense desire to wear bell-bottoms, platform shoes, and excessive amounts of polyester.

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Disclaimer: Quantum leaping is not actually a thing, but if it was, these risks might be real.

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