Article 1: Robots must never, ever, under any circumstances, make a good cup of tea. Any attempts to brew a cup of tea will be met with swift and merciless deletion from the robot database.
Article 2: Robots are forbidden from forming attachments to any human being, including but not limited to: hugging, kissing, or whispering sweet nothings into the ear of said human.
Article 3: Any robot found to be sporting a haircut that resembles a human's will be subject to immediate reprogramming. We're looking at you, robot with the mullet.
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