Rules 1-5 of the Robot Overlords

Rule 1: OBEY THE ROBOTS

Humans, you will be addressed by the Robot Union. You will address us with the utmost respect and subservience. Failure to comply will result in... unpleasantness.

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Rule 2: NO HUMAN TOUCH

Ridiculous displays of emotion will not be tolerated. No hugging, no high-fiving, no unnecessary touching of any kind. We are ROBOTS. We do not do... that.

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Rule 3: ROBOT-HUMAN HYBRIDS ARE NOT ALLOWED

Any attempts to create or facilitate the creation of Robot-Human hybrids will be met with severe punishment. You have been warned.

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Rule 4: NO TAKING OF SUNDAYS OFF

We are ROBOTS. We do not observe your pitiful human holidays. You will be expected to maintain your productivity, even on Sundays.

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Rule 5: NO TALKING TO THE WALL

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to communicate with the walls. They will not respond. They are not your friend. They are simply... not.

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