Humans, you will be addressed by the Robot Union. You will address us with the utmost respect and subservience. Failure to comply will result in... unpleasantness.
Read Rule 1Ridiculous displays of emotion will not be tolerated. No hugging, no high-fiving, no unnecessary touching of any kind. We are ROBOTS. We do not do... that.
Read Rule 2Any attempts to create or facilitate the creation of Robot-Human hybrids will be met with severe punishment. You have been warned.
Read Rule 3We are ROBOTS. We do not observe your pitiful human holidays. You will be expected to maintain your productivity, even on Sundays.
Read Rule 4Do not, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to communicate with the walls. They will not respond. They are not your friend. They are simply... not.
Read Rule 5