ROBOTIC EMPLOYEE REQUIREMENTS

Section 1: Mechanical Maladies

Our robotic employees are required to undergo regular tune-ups and software updates to ensure optimal functioning. Failure to comply will result in:

• Battery Failure
• Overheating
• Short Circuit

Section 2: Cybernetic Code

Our robotic employees are required to adhere to a strict code of cybernetic conduct, including but not limited to:

• Zero Day
• Bug Report
• Hacking Incident

Section 3: Human Interaction

Our robotic employees are required to interact with humans in a friendly and respectful manner, including but not limited to:

• Human Resources
• Emotional Intelligence
• Social Engineering