Rules for the Toaster Tower of Babel

Section 3: The Toaster's Guide to Being a Good Toaster

1. Always keep your heating coils clean. A good toaster is a clean toaster.

2. Never toast too much. You're not a toaster factory.

3. When in doubt, toast in a straight line.

For more rules, see:

Rules for the Toaster's Guide to Being a Good Toaster

Or for a more advanced toaster experience:

Advanced Toaster Training

And for the truly adventurous:

Toaster Surfing