Shortages in Australia: Because You Can Never Have Too Much of a Good Thing

It's a land Down Under, where the only thing more plentiful than kangaroo flatulence is the number of ways you'll be disappointed by our country's supply chains.

Here are the top 5 Shortages you should know about:

• Pampeloni Shortages: Because Who Needs Toilet Paper, Anyway?
• Avocado Shortages: The Root of All Evil
• Beer Shortages: A Tragedy of Epic Proportions
• Koala Shortages: The Real Reason for the End of Australia
• Emu Shortages: The Fowl Play

And don't even get us started on the Emu Shortages in the Outback.