The art of socknapping is a journey, a path to enlightenment.
You must let go of the mundane, the banal.
Embrace the softness of the sock, the comfort of the fabric.
Find the sock that speaks to your soul.
Join the Socknapping Order, and discover the bliss.
But be warned: Socknapping is not for the faint of heart.
It requires dedication, discipline, and a willingness to lose your grip on reality.