Welcome to Sock Puppet Shenanigans!
Bobby the Badger here, and I'm in a bit of a pickle. It seems I've been caught by the Sock Police for using an anachronistic sock puppet in a local play.
As a result, I must now face the wrath of the all-powerful Sock Puppet Overlords. They say I must serve 10,000 hours of community service in the Sock Puppet Rehabilitation Center.
But don't worry, I have my trusty sidekick, Bob the Badger, to help me through this ordeal.
Read about my run-in with the Sock Police
Visit the Sock Puppet Rehabilitation Center