THE SOCK-GATE INQUIRY
You've heard about Sock-Gate, but do you know the TRUTH? Our team of expert sock sleuths have uncovered evidence that Sock-Gate is more than just a mere conspiracy - it's a Phase 1: The Sock Conspiracy Unfolds into a complex web of deceit and Phase 2: The Sock-Gate Coup that threatens the very fabric of our society.
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**EVIDENCE** A missing sock, last seen on the washing line. A trail of lint, leading to a secret society. A meeting of the Sock Illuminati.