Welcome to the 38th iteration of the Sock Drawer of Justification, where the algorithms never work and the socks are always missing.
Today's algorithm: "If at first you don't find it, throw another sock in the drawer."
Current sock count: 27 missing, 12 found, 1 existential crisis induced.
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Or, for the love of all things sane, just give up and go to the Sock Drawer of Philosophy
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a wild sock ride
Or, just start over and pretend you never left.