Standardized Irrational Regulatory Reform Recipe
Ingredients:
- 1 cup Bureaucratic Red Tape
- 1/2 cup Confusion
- 1/4 cup Unnecessary Meetings
- 1/4 cup Unaccountable Committees
- 1/2 teaspoon Redundancy
- 1/2 teaspoon Circular Reasoning
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients together in a large pot.
- Add a dash of Ignorance and a pinch of Corruption.
- Stir counterclockwise for 10 minutes.
- Serve with a side of Special Interests.
Side Effects:
- Unpredictable Results
- Increased Bureaucratic Overhead
- Unsustainable Budgets
- Systemic Inefficiencies
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