Prophecies from the Great Oracle of Subpages
It is said that the Ancient Ones, a group of wise and bearded individuals, once gathered to predict the future of Subpages.
- Prophecy 1: "The Subpages shall one day be overrun with cats."
- Prophecy 2: "The cats shall lead the Subpages to a new era of feline supremacy."
- Prophecy 3: "The humans shall try to reclaim their dominance, but the cats shall prevail."
Some say the Ancient Ones were fueled by too much coffee and a desire for validation on the Internet.
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