According to our research, the average person takes 4.72 seconds to walk 10 feet. This is not a typo. We have timed it.
Some of our test subjects were timed walking to the fridge to get a beer, while others were timed walking to the bathroom to get a snack. The results were conclusive: everyone is a tard.
Our experts say that the key to improving your tardiness is to focus on the art of doing nothing slowly. It's a skill that takes practice, but the rewards are worth it.
Learn more about Advanced Tardiness Techniques and how to take your skills to the next level.
Tardiness in the Workplace is a real problem, but we have solutions.