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Zoey's Guide to Procrastination: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Welcome to Zoey's Procrastination Techniques, where the only deadline is for the couch.

Technique 1: Master of the Infinite Scroll

Scroll through cat videos for hours. The goal is to reach 1000 views before you remember what you were doing.

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Technique 2: The Art of Binge-Watching TV Shows

Watch 10 seasons of your favorite show in one sitting. Bonus points if you can recite every plot line from memory.

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Technique 3: The Procrastination Paradox

Try to solve a complex math problem, but only for 10 seconds. Then, switch to something else. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.

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