Zorvath "The Unyielding" McSnazz, CEO and Supreme Ruler of the company. He has been with us since 2001, when the company was still in its infancy. Under his leadership, we have grown into the behemoth that we are today. He has a Ph.D. in Business from the University of "I don't really need a degree, I'm a Genius". He is married to his wife, a lovely lady named Bertha, who is also a skilled accountant.