Technique 2: Binge-Watching as an Art Form

For the true master of the craft, binge-watching is not just a hobby, it's a Marathon Training regimen.

Step 1: Eliminate Social Life for at least 3 weeks
Step 2: Destroy Your Backyard to make room for the Binge-Watching Station
Step 3: Learn to Cook Ramen for 30 Meals in a Row Without Getting Sadly Hungry
Step 4: Develop Scarce Communication Skills to avoid disturbing your Binge-Watching Partner
Step 5: Learn to Ignore External Reminders of the World

Marathon Training

Before embarking on your binge-watching journey, it's essential to prepare your body for the rigors of prolonged sitting.

Start with short sprints: 5 hours of uninterrupted viewing per day.

Gradually increase your viewing time to 24 hours per day, 7 days a week.

When you've reached this milestone, you'll be ready for the ultimate Peak Binge-Watching Performance.

/subpages/technique-2-binge-watching-binge-watching/subpages/marathon-training/peak-binge-watching-performance Peak Binge-Watching Performance: The Ultimate Goal

Peak Binge-Watching Performance: The Ultimate Goal

After months of rigorous training, you've finally reached the pinnacle of binge-watching mastery.

At this level, you can watch an entire season of your favorite show in a single sitting, without flinching or blinking.

But be warned: once you reach this peak, there's no turning back.

You'll be forever changed, forever bound to the will of your screen.

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