Time Traveler's Guide to Subpages

Welcome, time traveler! Are you tired of just jumping into the past and expecting things to make sense? No? Just us?

This guide will help you navigate the complexities of our timeline, where the only constant is change. Or, at the very least, the only constant is that things are probably going to get weird.

Ancient Egypt: Where the pyramids are always under renovation

It's a real thing, folks. The pyramids are always under renovation. It's like they're trying to get a contractor to fix the whole 'whole' thing.

From the Great Sphinx to the Great Wall of Giza, it's all under construction. Don't worry, they'll get to the 'top' of the list eventually. Maybe.

Egyptian Employees: The ones who keep getting lost in the renovation

It's not just the pharaohs who are stuck in traffic. The workers are, too.

From hieroglyphics to 'Where did I park my cart?' it's a real challenge.

Pharaohs of Red Tape: Because bureaucracy never ends

It's not just the pyramids that are under renovation. It's the entire government.

No, really. They're just trying to get to the 'top' of the 'to-do' list.

Lost in the Sands of Time: Where the employees are

They're just trying to find the 'right' sandal.

It's a real thing. The employees of Ancient Egypt are lost in the sands of time.

Renovation Contractors: The ones who always run out of Egyptian dollars

It's a real challenge. They're always running low on funds.

From hieroglyphic renovations to pharaonic plumbing, it's all about the budget.