Talon Fu Tactics
Talon Fu Tactics is an ancient art of survival, passed down from our ancestors, who were all expertly trained ninjas. It is the art of not getting killed by animals. Here are some of our favorite tips:
- Run away from animals. Like, really fast.
- Climb a tree. If you can.
- Make loud noises to scare them off. Unless it's a bear, then just run.
- Carry a really big rock.
And remember, the key to survival is not to fight the animals, but to outsmart them. Or, you know, just run.
Learn Advanced Talon Fu Tactics for even more tips!