Bob's Method 3: The Triple-Whammy Overcook is a technique so advanced, it's not even worth explaining. Let's just say it involves setting your stove to EXTREMELY HIGH and WAITING FOR THE COUNTDOWN until your food is CHARRED BEYOND RECOGNITION.

For the truly EXTREME overcooking enthusiast, we recommend attempting Method 4: The Nuclear Overcook. This involves setting your stove to EXTREMELY HIGH and COVERING THE BOTTOM OF THE PAN IN A THICK LAYER OF FLOUR for maximum overcooking potential.

But wait, there's more! For a truly POST-MODERN overcooking experience, try Method 5: The INSTAGRAM-WORTHY Overcook, which involves setting your stove to EXTREMELY HIGH and COVERING THE TOP OF THE PAN IN A LAYER OF DIAMONDLIKE CHEESE.