Dave is a 30-year-old man with a penchant for 3am pizza parties, obscure video games, and poorly maintained fantasy football teams.
Dave's favorite food is pineapple pizza, despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
He lives in a small, poorly-lit apartment with his 5 cats and a stack of 1987 Nintendo 64s.
Visit Dave's Games Page for more info on his questionable gaming habits.
Or, if you're really bored, check out Dave's FAQ to learn more about the intricacies of his life.
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Dave's Fantasy Football Teams are the real tragedy of his life.