Steve is a master of the art of sleeping with one eye open. It's a skill he's honed over years of being a dad, a husband, and a general adulting enthusiast.
Here's how it's done:
- Develop a keen sense of situational awareness. Be aware of your surroundings, even when you're not fully awake.
- Practice your peripheral vision. Train yourself to see what's going on around you without looking directly at it.
- Use the ' Steve's Sleep Hack'. This involves setting your alarm clock to go off under your bed, forcing you to get up to turn it off.
Remember, Steve's secret to sleeping with one eye open is to always be prepared for anything. Because, let's face it, you never know what's going to happen.