Temporal Toaster Recipes

Breakfast in a time-space continuum.

Crises of the Chronos Class:

• Quantum Egg Entanglement
• Time Traveller's Tartine
• Causality Cereal

A recipe for the adventurous:

Quantum Egg Entanglement

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of time-space matter
• 1 cup of entangled eggs
• 1 tablespoon of chrono-salt
• 1 tablespoon of paradoxical creamer

Instructions:

1. Place time-space matter in the toaster.
2. Crack entangled eggs into the toaster.
3. Drizzle chrono-salt and paradoxical creamer into the toaster.
4. Press start.

Caution: This dish may cause unintended consequences. Eat at your own risk.

Other Recipes:

Brunch Burden | Lunch Loophole