Black Hole Bageltes
Warning: Do not attempt to make these bageltes while traveling through time, as it may cause unintended consequences in the space-time continuum.
Black Hole Bageltes are a type of exotic bagel that exists in a state of superposition, allowing them to be both toasted and untoasted at the same time.
To make Black Hole Bageltes, you will need:
- 1 cup of bagel dough
- 1/4 cup of space-time continuum
- 1/2 teaspoon of dark matter
- 1/4 teaspoon of negative mass
- 1/2 cup of cream cheese with a hint of wormhole flavor
To assemble:
- Mix the bagel dough with the space-time continuum until it reaches a state of quantum superposition.
- Add the dark matter and negative mass, stirring until well combined.
- Toast the bagel in a black hole toaster (not actually recommended, but hey, it's a thing of the future).
- ประก Spread the cream cheese with a hint of wormhole flavor.
Enjoy your Black Hole Bageltes, but be warned: eating these bageltes may cause:
- Unintended time travel
- Bagel-induced psychosis
- Uncontrollable urges to shout "WORMHOLE!"