Sockpocalypse: The Great Sock Debate

It's Tuesday, and you know what that means: Sockpocalypse is upon us.

As the Sock Council of Experts (SCE) warns of a catastrophic event known as Sockpocalypse, citizens of the world are advised to stock up on spare socks, lest they be left with nothing but a trail of lonely singles.

Stay informed, stay vigilant. The fate of your sock drawer hangs in the balance.